Lake Clothes-Be-Gone: A Burlesque Celebration of the Midwest

Lake Clothes-Be-Gone: A Burlesque Celebration of the Midwest

Clams Casino, Go Go Harder, Jezebel Express, Lady Scoutington, Minnie Tonka, Stage Kitten: Dottie Dynamo, Pinch & Squeal, Schaffer The Darklord

Thu, November 3, 2011

Doors: 9:00 pm / Show: 10:00 pm

$8.00 - $12.00

This event is 21 and over

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Lake Clothes-Be-Gone: A Burlesque Celebration of the Midwest
Lake Clothes-Be-Gone: A Burlesque Celebration of the Midwest
Lake Clothes-Be-Gone! is a heart-warming bump ‘n’ grind tribute to flyover country from a cast of transplanted Midwesterners. A place where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the clothing is on the floor! From the Great Lakes to the Amber Waves of Grain, they’ll be heating it up like Cincinnati chili. Hosted by Iowa native and superstar nerdcore rapper, SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD, the show will feature performances by cornfed stars of the burlesque stage who can never forget their roots in America's Heartland! Including Ohio native CLAMS CASINO, sexy South Dakotan GO-GO HARDER, Iowa’s own JEZEBEL EXPRESS, straight from Missouri LADY SCOUTINGTON, Minnesota hot dish MINNIE TONKA, Indianan stage kitten DOTTIE DYNAMO and midwestern tunes all night from DJ FRESH PRINCE OF DARKNESS... and all the way from Cleveland accordian/ukelele/comedy superstar team PINCH & SQUEAL! Lake Clothes-Be-Gone will be a trip throughout Middle America for a night that’s hotter than fried cheese curds, sparklier than Lake Superior on a sunny day and more delicious than a Powdermilk Biscuit! It's bound to be a memorable night, bless their hearts...
Clams Casino
Clams Casino
Called "a burlesque queen" by the New York Times, “spectacular” on the New York Post’s Page Six and an “NYC Culturemaker” by Time Out New York,Clams Casino is a nationally recognized producer and one of New York's favorite stars of the bump 'n' grind. She has brought her unique mix of sexy hilarity and curvaceous glam to a wide variety of stages across New York City, and to Las Vegas,Boston, Washington DC, Key West, Atlanta, Anchorage, Toronto and many more cities around the country with her troupe Dangerous Curves Ahead. Clams was the winner of two coveted trophies, for “Most Innovative” and “Most Comedic” at the Miss Exotic World Pageant, sponsored by the Burlesque Hall of Fame. She is also a Golden Pastie Award winner at the New York Burlesque Festival and has been named one of the top 50 Burlesque Entertainers in the World according to 21st Century Burlesque for two years running.
Go Go Harder
Go Go Harder
GO-GO HARDER is a lover of all things glittery and naked. Called "the hardest working go-go boy" by Next Magazine and “a camp circus ringmaster meets glittery-eyed Lady Gaga” by the 405 review in London, Harder's boylesk is comedic, irreverent, provocative and above all things, harder! Find out more at www.gogoharder.com
Jezebel Express
Jezebel Express
JEZEBEL EXPRESS is a burlesque artist, teacher and pinup. Miss Jezebel holds a BA in Dance Choreography from the University of Iowa, and has been awarded State of Iowa, University of Iowa, and Department of Dance grants for her artistic work. She served as artistic director of Iowa City's Amalgam Dance Company from 2001-2003, creating works of dance theatre, performance cabaret, and modern dance.
Lady Scoutington
Lady Scoutington
LADY SCOUTINGTON is a bawdy burlesquer and musical comedienne who has toured the United States and Europe spreading her love as everyone's favorite Lesbian Grinch. Scoutington was a princess by the time she was eighteen, and went on to receive her PhD in cuddling in 2006. She is the host of "Trail of Glitter," a Friday night biweekly show at Manhattan's RF Lounge, featuring NYC's hottest and most sparkley burlesque and variety acts, as well as the co-creator and host of "Something Awesome," a seasonal variety extravaganza.
Minnie Tonka
Minnie Tonka
MINNIE TONKA, the One Woman Riot, hails from the Land of 10,000 Lakes - that's Minnesota - but is currently based in New York City. A solo performer who can be seen every night on stages across NYC, Minnie Tonka also performs and produces as one half of The Schlep Sisters. Her lusty hilarity has graced the stages of the New York Burlesque Festival, The Burlesque Hall of Fame, the Toronto Burlesque Festival, the Vancouver International Burlesque Festival, the Midwest Burlesk Festival, and the Key West Burlesque Holiday Extravaganza. Minnie is a New York Burlesque Festival Golden Pastie Award Winner and was voted #32 in the Top 100 International Burlesque Industry Figures of 2010!
Pinch & Squeal
Pinch & Squeal
PINCH & SQUEAL is an eclectic vaudeville collection of awesomeness and hilarity all the way from Cleveland, OH! They play a trunk fulla instruments, sing wacky songs that suggest on the filthy, tell extraordinary bad jokes that you hate to laugh at, illusion and comedic magic, juggle and manipulate 5 hats and bring forth insanity from our suitcase and if you are lucky The GREAT MIZMAR may show up and instantly... give Squeal a lateral lisp. They play tricks on you in your sleep. They are at the forefront of the Ohio variety scene, producing and hosting shows with some of the nation's top burlesque acts.
Schaffer The Darklord
Schaffer The Darklord
Schaffer the Darklord (or STD) is a New York City-based rapper and comedian with material best-suited for brainy and/or drug-addled audiences. With manic energy, verbose vocabulary and cartoonishly commanding stage presence, STD skewers such topics as religious zombies, sci-fi sex fantasies, grammar snobbery and obsessive cat-enthusiasts. Imagine a Frankenstein-esque monster assembled from equal parts Bill Hicks, Eminem, Prince, Ozzy Osbourne and Darth Vader, stitched together inside the shell of a maniacal heavy metal ex-patriot. STD has released three full-length albums and toured the country with mc chris, MC Frontalot and MC Lars. When he's not on the road, he guest hosts countless burlesque events. He also co-produces and co-hosts his own nerdy, themed production, Epic Win Burlesque. STD writes, records and performs with great frequency and has no intention of giving up until his masochist rock-n-roll lifestyle destroys him.