Noah Philip Smith Presents... is a celebrity farewell show for non-celebrity Noah Philip Smith. Mr. Smith moved to New York several years ago in an attempt to achieve celebrity-status, never really got there, and is now leaving New York City for Columbus, Ohio. While some may see this as a depressing reminder of their own miserable journey, Mr. Smith has taken this opportunity to celebrate his anti-celebrity status upon departure of this lovely city, saying farewell to the kind people who never knew him to begin with.

"Maybe you never knew him, but you may find you'll miss him."
-- Jo Firestone, producer, PUNDERDOME 3000

Noah Philip Smith is a comedian and eight-time Pun Master of the Brooklyn pun competition, Punderdome 3000. He is a very charismatic and funny individual who is yet to be appreciated by the greater population outside of his co-workers at Trader Joe's.